I'm as shocked as you my nigguh!
How did this happen? Who's fault is this? Son is only 18 and has an AK-47 tattooed on his face. Where is this nigguhs parents b? Sad to say, but you know this fool prolly has like 4 baby mommas, them kids don't have a chance in the world, my slimeington. Honestly tho, It's improper to the life game etiquette to judge this mans life, let's just keep this in the realm of rap music which means I need to bring up what's known as THE LADDER OF MCS. See at the tip top of the ladder we got nigguhs like
KOOL G RAP, BIGGIE, SCARFACE, 3 STACKS, BIG PUN, BIG L, TWISTA, GHOSTFACE, ICE CUBE, BUN B, you get the picture. I’m
talmbout elite unfuckwithable ass nigguhs b.
Down around the middle rung we got your acceptable nigguhs that do they
thing, but ain’t neva gonna be in nobodies top 5 dead or alive nah mean? Even some super nice nigguhs is around that middle rung, they dope and errthing, but next to a RAKIM OR PIMP C, they just don't match up. You got your SHEEK LOUCH & STYLES P nigguhs, your FABOLOUS or CASSIDY nigguhs, them ROYCE DA 5'9, SMIF-N-WESSON, MJG, or LLYOD BANKS type nigguhs, they always gonna be
middle rung, or between the middle and the top rung, feel me? Oh yeah, then we got that middle to bottom rung. Like all 2,000 of those Wu-tang affiliate groups that no one can name or even really listens to except real 5%ers and the corniest, dorkiest of "real hip hop" white boys, all them nigguhs is middle to bottom rung. Ayo remember that group TI had? P$C? Well all them nigguhs was middle to bottom rung, except for TI. Then you got the bottom
rung b, and it’s a sad state of affairs down there. I ain’t even talmbout dumb ignorant nigguhs
like FRENCH MONTANA and WAKA FLOCKA b, they really don’t count cuz none
of them fools is really tryin to be rappers my nigguh. These bottom rung of the ladder nigguhs is
really trying with they bullshit and they still hot dookie. I’m talmbout you CHIEF KEEF, I’m talmbout you MACK MAINE. SOULJA BOY is a bottom rung
veteran yo. PLIES been on the bottom rung for a minute now, he used to be bottom to middle rung, but shit happens sometimes. Ay, remember SILKK THE SHOCKER b? Remember that shit my nigguh,
worst rapper of all time? Yeah SILKK
is a bottom rung legend. That’s the type of
nigguhs that reside on the bottom rung of the ladder of MCs. Now where does this nigguh STITCHES fall on THE LADDER OF MCS? This nigguhs place on the ladder
is somewhere in the dark ass basement underneath the floor that the ladder
stands on. This nigguh is like the deformed sloth lookin nigguh from the goonies, chained up in the basement, and a few floors up, that's where THE LADDER OF MCS even begins, which is where the CHINGYS, the YUNG BERGS and the rest of the lowest degree of wack nigguhs reside. Even those flat soda, stale bread nigguhs have to take the elevator to get to STITCHES, that's how far down this fool is in the scheme of things. This nigguh got no business rappin b. No durglords in Miaimi needs scary looking weed carriers? You ain't finna tell me this nigguh couldn't be a low level strong arm, knuckle dragger for some Cuban crime organization in south florida? That sit would make sense for a a nigguh that has machine guns tattooed on the side of his face, but is still 3 YEARS SHY of being able to legally buy Colt 45. This nigguh, got a tattoo suit on, but needs to hang out on the side of the liquor store and ask random nigguhs to buy him a bottle of goose cuz he ain't old enough. This shit is just getting silly now. Matter fact, I'm done talmbout this nigguh. I got a review to do folks. DISPIMPIN from ISLAND HUSTLE SOCIETY sent me over his new album and I gotta review that shit and get my mind right, this nigguh fuckin up my wave fam. I don't like my wave fucked up, nah mean?
